Answering machine: funniest announcements for voicemail

If a caller cannot reach you, you should at least entertain them with funny answering machine announcements. We have put together funny voicemail messages and surprising announcements and sayings in this practical tip.

Find funny answering machine announcements on websites

• You can find a variety of funny sayings for your answering machine at andinet.de. There you will also be told in which tone of voice you should speak the announcements and which background noises you may still need. From content such as "nuclear medium-range missiles of the strategic air command" to the "intergalactic answering machine of the spaceship Enterprise", everything is included.
• You can find many other sayings, for example, at funnyestories.de or guten-witze.com.

Download of cool voicemail announcements and answering machine calls

• On Lustich.de or anrufbeantworter-mailbox-sprueche.de there are a variety of funny announcements and voicemails to download.
• At ringelkater.de you will also find many answering machine messages to download. From Captain Kirk to Homer Simpson or Sigmund Freud, numerous celebrities come here for you.

Read another practical tip on how to set up your voicemail and how to do it via your Fritzbox.