Cortana: the 10 funniest questions and best jokes

The voice assistant Cortana helps you to search under Windows 10. You can also have jokes told or ask funny questions. We have put together the best jokes and questions for you in this practical tip.

Cortana - the funniest questions and best jokes from the voice assistant

• When asked "Who created you?" Cortana replies with "Come on boss, I can't tell you everything".
• If you ask Cortana "Who is your daddy", she replies "No big deal. Technologically speaking, it is Bill Gates".
• For very big feelings: If you confess love to Cortana with "I love you", she replies "Great, then I never have to apologize again!". In some cases, however, there is only a simple "Thank you, too!" back.
• You can also ask Cortana "Do you love me?" - even if the answer with "I still need some updates to answer this question wholeheartedly." probably not as hoped.
• If you want to go a step further, just say "I want to marry you!" - Cortana then replies, "The high court is not quite ready to approve such a marriage. There are also a few other challenges."

More questions and jokes from the voice assistant Cortana

• Cortana can also tell you many different jokes. Just say "tell me a joke" or "tell me a joke!" and Cortana starts to joke.
• A direct competition: Just ask Cortana "Are you better than Siri?" and you get the answer promptly: "Actually I don’t like bragging, but in 500 years I will save the earth".
• If there is an argument with Cortana, just ask, "Are you hurt?" and you get "One of us should stop and take a deep breath now. However, one of us has no lungs." as answer.
• If you want to know where Cortana is from, ask "Where are you from?" and Cortana willingly gives you the answer: "Human ingenuity. However, batteries are required for this".
• And if you're still curious, just ask the wizard, "How old are you?" With the answer "Based on your calendar, I'm still a toddler. I'm already very mature in robot years." it is up to you to start something.

In the next practical tip, we have the best Easter Eggs from Cortana for you.