Unicorn sayings for WhatsApp, Facebook & Co.

Great unicorn sayings are a must for all unicorn fans. We have summarized the best sayings for WhatsApp, Facebook & Co. for you here.

The best unicorn sayings for WhatsApp, Facebook and Co.

The classic: Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn - then be a unicorn! But there are other great unicorn sayings:

You think I'm crazy? Wait until I got off my pink unicorn and enchanted you with my fairy dust!
Sarcasm makes life more beautiful, chocolate makes it easier and my unicorn makes it sparkle.
Women don't fart. They shoot tiny glittering clouds in the air that sound like a unicorn's smile and smell like rainbows.
Could you just be realistic? So with this attitude you mustn't ride my unicorn.
Reality is what people are afraid of unicorns.
Unfortunately I have to go now. My unicorn is prohibited from stopping.
Unicorns are just horses with strap-on dildos.

Unicorns are great. I am great. So I'm a unicorn.
Unicorns are like dream men. Everyone talks about it, but nobody has ever seen it.
I don't need therapy, I just have to ride my unicorn.
Don't think about Monday. Better think of unicorns.
You don't contradict the unicorn!
I like rhinos. They are like unicorns, only fatter.

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