Jodel: the 10 best sayings for Messenger

The 10 best sayings for the yodel messenger

That moment when the student battles with the prof in the front row for 5 minutes and then realizes that the prof is right. #immerwiederlustig
When I see the names of lovers carved into trees, I don't think: 'Oh, how cute'. I think: 'Amazing how many people bring a knife on a date'.
Ex met earlier in the city. See me and run into a garbage can. # thanks for #mademyday
You could stay overnight. How do you like your egg tomorrow? - Unfertilized.
Should I tell my flatmate that the flowers in the kitchen are plastic or should I keep them watering? #Naturally blond
Studying is like unprotected sex - it's just fun until the test.
Zellerau is when an old woman tries to steal your deposit from you at the till.
I only read about Tinder here ... guys are getting oldschool again and don't check the women over the net ?! It comes out much more!
Come on, I'm definitely not the only one who wants to fuck ... let's do something.
It was just 4pm, really! "# Afternoon nap #ups #nixmitpowernap

In the next practical tip, read what could be the reason if the pictures in the Jodel app are blurry.