Simpsons Quotes: The Best Sayings by Homer, Bart and Co

The Simpsons is the longest running US cartoon series. The first episode aired on FOX on December 17, 1989. A lot has happened in the series in the current 31 seasons and many iconic quotes and sayings remain unforgettable. We present you the best Simpsons quotes from Homer, Bart and Co.

Homer Simpson's best sayings: Quotes from the popular dub

Despite or rather because of his clumsy nature, Homer Simpson often has a brisk saying on his lips. His famous "No!" (English: "Doh!") always slips out of him exactly when an accident has happened again. However, there are a few more clever and less intelligent sayings from the popular cartoon father:

• Boy, if the pancakes taste half as good as they look, they look twice as good as they taste.
• Hello operator, what number is the 110?
• I am not a religious person. But if you really exist, Superman will save me!
• Why do things always happen to me that otherwise only happen to stupid people?
• And to reduce calories, I'm not going to eat the fortune cookie paper.
• Bart, we are in America, here everyone can eat what they want as long as they eat too much of it.
• I have three children and no money. Why can't I have no children and three money?

Eat my shorts! The funniest quotes from Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson also always has a cheeky saying in store. His "Ay Caramba!" is always known, but other quotes from Bart are now cult. Memes can also be created with images from the Simpsons. We have the Frinkiac in the download, a Simpsons search engine for screenshots of the series.

• Dear God, we thank you for nothing, because we paid everything ourselves.
• Eat my shorts!
• I owe it to television that I don't even remember what was eight minutes ago.
• Putting teenagers in a depressed mood is like fishing fish from a barrel.
• But Milhouse, the soul doesn't exist. It was only invented to scare small children, just like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
  
• Cletus: Are you one of my children?
  Bart: No sir.
  Cletus: Prove it!
  Beard: A, B, C ...
  Cletus: It's okay, you convinced me, Einstein.
• Wow, you don't look like a mom. You look happy.
• I spend the summer getting to know an old friend, called television, a little better.
• Washing Grafiti off a monument mocks everything I stand for. I'm not going to survive here, Lisa.
• I would destroy all life on this planet just so that I would never have to do fractions again.
• I read prayers and ignore them like God.

Sayings and quotes from other Springfield residents

Not only Homer and Bart have the sayings on the lips. The rest of the family can also verbally hand out and other residents of Springfield are in no way inferior to the Simpsons.

• Shut up brain! I have friends now, I don't need you now. - Lisa Simpson
• This is usually the time when I wake up. Now come on alarm clock get me out! - Lisa Simpson
• You have not yet understood the principle of family outing. We do something together while your father is having fun without us. - Marge Simpson
• My homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot and a communist, but is not a porn star! - Grandpa Simpson
• A train accident in Kua..kuala..kualalum ... Oh, France! - Kent Brockman
• Now how can I prove the live broadcast to you? ... penis! - Kent Brockman
• Smithers? Massage my brain! - Mr. Burns
• If you wind a string tightly around your finger, it will turn dark red! - Nelson Muntz
• For anonymity reasons, we call her Lisa S. Or no, rather L. Simpson. - Rector Skinner
• Just look at the stars

  So many little lights that basically don't help anyone

  - Moe

• Juhu! As of today, I no longer stink. My mother bought me a deodorant. - Milhouse