Windows Phone Cortana - the funniest commands

Apple's Siri gets competition: Cortana for Windows Phone. Cortana is also quick-witted and provides funny answers to funny commands. We'll introduce you to some of the funniest commands and answers.

Funny commands for Windows Phone Cortana

With Cortana, you can really have fun with the right commands. Because Cortana is not on the lips, but gives quick answers.

• Just tell Cortana "Surprise me" and Cortana will answer "Üüübeeeerrrünschhhhhhung!".
• Ask Cortana "Can you cook?", She replies "Goethe says: The food should please the eyes first and then the stomach. When I cook, neither one is happy."
• Ask Cortana "Do you use Bing", she replies "I'm building on Bing".
• Cortana can also keep you busy. Do you fancy a puzzle? Then you say Cortana "Give me a riddle" and she answers, for example, "Which word fits the following terms: district, group, ring, round, cycle?". But it has not only one riddle ready, but many more.
• You can also say Cortana "Tell me a fairy tale". She chooses the short form of a fairy tale: "Prince, kiss, end.".
• When asked "Can you dance" Cortana replies "I can do a very fast dance, but you would interpret it as a vibrating alarm".
• Compliment Cortana and say "You have a beautiful name". She replies "Cortana? I love this name! Certainly better than Microsoft Personal Assistant v1 Service Pack 2."
• Cortana can also tell jokes. Tell her "tell me a joke" and she will give you jokes, for example "meditating is better than sitting around and doing nothing".

We will show you further innovations in Windows Phone 8.1 on the next page.